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Re-building LambSundries.com

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   LambSundries.com has just had a major renovation.  It will effect this page eventually as well. 

 http://www.lambsundries.com

Also check out our new music page:

http://www.lambsundries.com/music.html

and the “about us” page:

http://www.lambsundries.com/about.html

and to learn more about how it was done:

http://www.lambsundries.com/about/website.html

DANIEL LAMB

P.S.

Isn’t it pitiful how the only post I have put on is about geeky stuff?

Testing Out Our New Clavinova

Here’s a video testing out the new piano.  Our mom loves this song.

-Rachel

Journal of a Sentimental Lion Abroad

Rachel wrote this story when she was just nine years old, and I still like it.

August 10

As I, Leo, King of the Jungle, sit here drinking my Vanilla Red tea, I think that if only my lioness were here, I could share the beauty of the zebras drinking, the gazelles grazing, and the giraffes, who have extremely long necks.  If only my lioness were here.  Ho hum. 

       Dear Leona, I cannot express to you how satisfying it has been to have been able to get out of a den filled from front to back with cubs.  It is very pleasant here.  I have but one complaint, that is, I need your company.  But of course, I am kept busy when on a safari.  But still, safaris need to be shared.  As I have said, it is very agreeable here.  Your Vanilla Red tea adds so much to that enjoyableness.  I will be back on September 25 and I will be happy to see you.  Perhaps some time, when the cubs are grown, you can come with me on a trip such as this. 

       All my love,

King Leo

       I am weary because of my exertions in fast swimming.  I fear I am not a good swimmer.  “But what is strength without a double share of wisdom.” -John Milton

By Rachel Lamb

Gulliver’s Travels

 

 

We had to read this book for school, so now that we’re all finished reading it, we decided to do a collaborative book report.  

 

RED: Before we read the book Gulliver’s Travels, vauge mental images of “classic” children’s fairy tales and “cute” cartoons would pop into the back of our minds whenever its name was mentioned.

It is actually a political satire, which we would only be able to halfway understand if we lived in England in 1726. It is very gloomy and hopeless, and has strong prejudices against red heads, and the human race in general.

Our copy included two “masterpieces of satire” as the preface called them, The Tale of the Tub and The Battle of the Books , which were pretty unintelligible. One of the chapters in The Tale of the Tub was named: “A digression concerning the original, the use, and improvement of madness in a commonwealth.”

 

Gulliver Twist

 

Daniel:  Gulliver’s Travels is a “classic” written by Johnathan Swift; it’s style is for the most part satirical, and its attempts at humor are futile. Johnathan Swift was a strange man who was officially crazy for much of his life, although when he wrote Gulliver’s Travels he was supposedly still sane.

 

Emily: As for being a classic…  you will have to decide for yourself, but I think it could be called one, just so long as it is not a children’s classic.  Some parts of the book were just plain disgusting and inappropriate. There are certainly some elements which put it into the classic category, for example being written in the 18th century. 

 

Rachel: There are some good points in the book that I don’t quite remember (It’s been a long time) but I think Jonathan Swift could have presented them better. It is a very badly written satire, with lots of disgusting details that would have been better left out. It seemed to me when I read it that Jonathan Swift had a bitter outlook on life in general when he wrote it, which was subconsciously (consciously?) communicated in his book. And of course he was insane at the time.

 

Lilliputians

 

Daniel: Contrary to the way most people view this book, it is absolutely not just a good little children’s story. The “plot” in the story first depicts a man who is shipwrecked on an island called Liliput filled with small socialists about the size of his finger. He matter-of-factly states that they bury their dead upside-down, because, they say, In the resurrection, the world will be turned right-side-up.

 

Emily: Lilliput is a socialist country inhabited by tiny Thumbelina sized people which has cruel punishments, very strange and unjust laws, and does not allow children to see their parents, except twice a year. When they do, the parents aren’t permitted to give any gifts or have any influence on them, in case they should teach their children anything different from how the government boarding schools are indoctrinating and refining them to believe.

 

Rachel: Lilliput also has government-run health care, among other things. Sounds familiar…

I still can’t understand how people could have twisted the story so much to make it into some sort of a ‘nice little children’s story’. They obviously missed the point of the book.

 

Gulliver’s Misadventures 

Many people think that the story ends after Lilliput, because of the abridged versions and cartoons, but that is only a very small portion of the book.

Daniel: On the way to Japan in the ship, Gulliver was shipwrecked again and managed to swim to an island where there were wierd people with side-ways faces, who were always trying to come up with new ways of doing things but never succeding. Here there was a lot of ridiculous satire from the author and a terrible amount of attempts at humor, the most notable of which had something to do with the people there writing not like the Chinese, from the top to the bottom of the page, or like the Hebrew, from right to left, but like the upper-class ladies of England, writing from the top left corner of the page to the bottom right corner.

 

Rachel: A review I read on Gulliver’s Travels said the first part was funny, but by the time Gulliver got to the lopsided people and the horses, he says “…[Swift]…uses satire like a stick to beat the reader over the head.”

A website called ‘Book a minute classics’ got it right. Paraphrasing the paraphrase; “Gulliver goes on many travels. He comes home. He hates people. The End.”

 

Emily: The rest of the book is about Gulliver’s misadventures in several other strange lands, like Brobdingnag, a country filled with giants, and Hyounonym, where savage, dumb humans pull carriages, and intelligent horses are the main race, thus the impossible to pronounce name. From then on the book was basically making fun of nonsense, but in the process, it became nonsense itself.

 

RED

And we’re back.

As some of you may have noticed, our blog has, well, been absent for a while.  This is because of a failed upgrade attempt in which we lost all our settings and posts….ugg.   Since this week is a break from school (yay!) we will be working on getting our site back to normal, and hopefully all our old posts (or at least the pictures) will be back too.

Also,  I’m working on another blog involving contemplative turtles and undervalued bugs.  I’ll be posting a link soon. Until then–don’t try to search for it, you won’t find anything interesting.

-Rachel

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